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In this episode of The Impostor Podcast, Burso is back on the couch with the absolute madman himself — Sam Wride — a former soldier turned armored brawler, fitness coach, Warhammer nerd, and part-time Twitch goblin.
What starts as a messy chat about cake, clapping, and dodgy audio syncs quickly spirals into a full-blown ride through Sam’s chaotic content creator life. He’s hurt his ankle (again), but instead of resting like a normal person, he’s throwing on some armor, launching a Twitch channel, and screaming at his mate Josh during Warhammer matches like it’s the World Cup.
“The ruler never lies,” Sam says — just before accusing Josh of cheating live on stream.Spoiler: Twitch chat was the judge. It got heated.
We talk losing 7,000 followers, why being funny on Instagram doesn’t pay, and why TikTok is just a flashy portfolio for sponsors who’ll never pay you in cash, but might send you a t-shirt. Sam’s building a bunch of YouTube channels: BooHurt fighting, tactical shooting, camping, and a Warhammer one “so nerdy it might cause shrinkage.”
There's also a potential TV gig in the pipeline (“rhymes with Little Sister”), a chat about whether Heston Russell is the most elite bloke on earth, and the realization that commentating on medieval sport in full kit is the real dream job.
Other gems include:
- Sam's $11-a-week fitness program that helps Buhurt warriors, future soldiers, and probably a few broken tradies.
- The idea of filming a two-man podcast in an ice bath (“Kevin Hart did it, we can do it. Just need to squish in.”)
- Burso accidentally riding an unregistered bike for 3 years — until a mate dobbed him in mid-ride.
- Discovering a new Australian combat sport that literally allows headbutts and chokes, but bans sucker punches. Good to know where the line is.
🔥 Questions This Episode (Kinda) Tries to Answer:
- How many YouTube channels is too many before Centrelink calls?
- Can you make money yelling about Warhammer on the internet?
- What happens when you mix PTSD, paint, and plastic figurines?
- Why do men in armor always end up starting a podcast?
- Is it possible to Twitch stream in an ice bath without freezing your left nut off?
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Well, here we go Back in town with Sam. That was a terrible fade out.
SWride:Did you get that sound made? Welcome, oh, what's up.
Burso:This is welcome, sam Ride. What's up Ed?
SWride:Yeah.
Burso:Thanks for having me. Oh, do we need to do a clap? Oh, yeah, actually.
SWride:We fucked it up. It's supposed to be one clap, but no, the two could be good because you can line it up. Make it easier. Make it easier to line it up, yeah it's funny, we actually had.
Burso:What was that? Oh, it was my spoon for my cake. We had a thing where we were like you know what, if we want to edit it, we just do claps. So anytime you say something that's inappropriate, you're like we should have done that, you, you just do a clap, so you can see. Oh, and then it just got stupid, because then we just say shit and then clap, clap, yeah, and you've been looking at Old mate who was going to do the editing for us. She's like you can just say words.
SWride:Now you can just say, like Hippopotamus, and then the AI will track it To the hippopotamuses. Oh okay, and then you can just edit. Genius, I don't you about that.
Burso:You didn't tell me that was happening. So anyway, today let's talk about Warhammer. Yes, I have zero interest in it, but I know you and Jared fanboyed out about it and obviously other Sam has zero interest in talking about it she hates it. I noticed that you'd give her a million bucks and she'd be like maybe I'll do it.
SWride:Yeah, she wouldn't even do it. No, she would do it If I gave her a million bucks. She would do Warhammer and she'd be in it. Yeah, she's like I'm not stupid.
Burso:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SWride:She's like, I will pretend I like it as much.
Burso:You know what I'm saying I just like the way that you think it's a million. You know when you used to do that thing in the army, You're like how much would it take for you to do this To suck?
SWride:your mate's dad off. You're like ah.
Burso:People are like 10 mil. Like 10, no way.
SWride:And the bloke's like I'll do it for nine.
Burso:Yeah, I'll do it for like 10 grand.
SWride:A freshly rolled daub and a crisp high five Is all I need.
Burso:Well, a dart In Australia, it's like a burrito in Switzerland. Oh, they're so good though, we are Alright. So you've got Warhammer.
SWride:Yeah.
Burso:How's your Twitch thing coming along?
SWride:Twitch is good. Is this new? Is this a new thing, kind of new. It's One of my mates works for Twitch, so he's like you should do it Because, you know, find out, because on my, on my instagram, I don't really come across as no, you're a dick funny. I was gonna say, because if my personality doesn't really come out on my instagram, I don't think you've got what 30 seconds to like, and it's mostly just fighting.
Burso:It's mostly just fighting, yeah, yeah well, that's, that's the other issue, isn't it like you, um? You know it's like jared if he when he does some stuff where he actually has a an opinion yeah and then it doesn't do well, yeah. And he's like oh so this happened in the news and rah, rah, rah. Everyone's like no one cares. Mate, you're a comedian, just make me laugh, yeah exactly.
SWride:Well, that's if, like Virgil from Boo, hurt too much. Yep, they plummet, which is fine, like I'm all about. Yeah, have you heard?
Burso:of the yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that I mean the other one. It's like when you pretend to be a cop and stuff.
SWride:Yeah, like that one did well, that did well, but like that was more from, I think, general, because emergency services, veterans and stuff like that actually does fit into BooHut quite well, because BooHut is a very veteran-based community, but like anything else, like it kind of just plummets and people will unfollow and stuff.
Burso:Well, they're only there for one. They're there for one lot of content. If you change some stuff up, you're going to lose some people, gain some people.
SWride:But I don't mind losing. I think I've lost about 7,000 followers in the last year, I think.
Burso:Which is I love. You've lost seven times more than I have.
SWride:But, which is a good thing. Like I want people to follow me, that like want to like.
Burso:Eventually, you'll find your audience. That'll be. I think that's the thing too. Yeah, but with, you know, Instagram or Spotify with podcasts like they don't promote you. No, there's no promotion there on that. So if you're not on YouTube or something else, that's going to be using an algorithm or something that's trying to.
SWride:Well, youtube's really good because I only purely post BooHut, purely and like. It's just like yeah, edit, do it, boom. I don't have to like watch a story, put a story up, it's just like. There's my content. See, I don't even read comments anymore.
Burso:And I'm me and another mate. We're like right, how do we use YouTube and make some real passive income? Have you seen like ASMR stuff?
SWride:Yeah.
Burso:Yeah, so there's Stuff where you just go for a ride on your bike.
SWride:You should do it and lock your doors and shit.
Burso:Yeah, we're like, oh, but even less than that. You just jump on your bike, go for a ride.
SWride:Oh yeah, Cool.
Burso:And then you put music over the top. Some dudes are like 14 million Having a fire.
SWride:Oh, yeah, and just filming a fire with a good bike. Yeah, it's shmoney. And then you know 4K camera on a fire.
Burso:But you speak to someone you're like, hey, man, you want to start a YouTube channel. They're like oh, what are you going to do? I'm like just film right at the beach.
SWride:Yeah just a photo and they're like what weirdo. I'm keen, I think I might do it S-ride ASMR. I was going to ride bikes and stuff ASMR for you. Would you know what would be?
Burso:good is just ASMR, blacksmith, yeah, ting ting.
SWride:Yeah, people just watching somebody build it. Yeah, people watch that stuff all day. I watch it. All day I watch it. It's funny to see you get me on that.
Burso:But yeah, I watched a couple of like doing really well done ones the other day and it was like 13 seconds on loop but they managed to loop it as a wave was coming in or Perfect, and they're like six hours. Yeah, I fast forwarded it. I saw a little boat in the background. That boat's been there. It's been doing hot laps. It's just gone. Control C, control V on a 13 second clip. That's because people go to sleep to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, genius. Anyway, that's just like that would just be my secret stuff.
SWride:So if I turn up in a brand new car and stuff. Add your side hustle, go mate. Yeah, the fire's been lit. But yeah, twitch is kind of new. It's kind of new, but I was just there, I was bored being injured. So this is the perfect time for you just to talk to people. You can sell your program if they know you more and then they'll get your personality out there, so making yourself a little community.
Burso:Are you getting like a? So is he just a mate of yours, or is he like an agent sort of thing? No, he's just a mate, he's a mate, he's like you should do it.
SWride:I don't get any money from him or anything like that. I don't even get any money from Twitch at the moment, but you can.
Burso:Youtube does the same stuff, doesn't it, you can do. Youtube Live.
SWride:Yeah, you can do YouTube Live. Yeah, yeah, yeah, especially for me.
Burso:Yeah, but who's going to cancel you? The BooHurt community? They don't care, do they?
SWride:Not really actually.
Burso:We kind of they don't seem to be overly concerned. No, they don't. It's not like you're in a job that requires you to be uncancelled.
SWride:I am a job.
Burso:I mean, I am a job, I am my boss.
SWride:Yeah, she's up there actually doing the tax right now.
Burso:Yeah, I love it. Yeah, because I was looking at there's like a road videocaster or whatever it was and that'll do live editing, so we could sit here and talk and then, as I talk, the camera would go on me. As you talk, it would go on you, so it's just like doing it live. Then you can do it on Twitch and then us which you can put it on YouTube and you can do Spotify and all that sort.
SWride:Well, that's what I'm, that's why we got this going. Yeah, I know this could be really good, Like they're sitting on the couch pretty chill. Oh, it's really good.
Burso:Would have been really good by the fire Just two dudes hanging out on the couch, two swords.
SWride:Can't even see the swords, two swords in the middle. Can't even see the swords and my little, my helmet, my little helmet next to and talk to peeps. Yeah, but it's pretty fun, I guess, like just talking to people when you're bored.
Burso:Because you're BooHurt for Instagram but you're Warhammer on Twitch.
SWride:I guess. So, yeah, Well, I'm going to make. I'm making like alternate channels on YouTube as well. So I've got my S-Ride Tactical for my shooting. Is that up and running? Now, it's up and running, but I've only put it Like one short of and it was a terrible short of me just explaining what a pump action rifle is.
Burso:Yeah, is that going to be terrible over here, though? No. And can you monetize guns anymore?
SWride:Oh shit, surely.
Burso:I don't feel like you can. Oh well, I don't really do it for monetization, but yeah, but I mean, if it is something you're looking at doing for an income, like if you're doing it already and you're just going to put it up there and you can, but at the same time, if it's going to end up being a strike or whatever, it's probably something you want to look into.
Burso:yeah, I think demo ranch had to jump out to do a bunch of other stuff because, really because he's one that was getting all the views, people stopped watching, so then he had to go back to being a farmer and doing all that sort of stuff, oh my god not about that. Yeah, so they um. Yeah, anything to do with guns and some other stuff, I think you can't monetize. Well, there you have it. I think that's why they all get into making T-shirts and stuff.
SWride:Yeah, yeah, you've got to find something to sell.
Burso:Yeah, so you'll still get views, but you'll have to pay for it some other way.
SWride:It's a sponsorship, yeah, sponsorship from gun companies.
Burso:It's a lot of work. It is You've.
SWride:Even just doing like the stuff. Now it's like you, like it's obvious. Oh my God, what?
Burso:have I done? I don't know I can still hear you, sir, we're laughing.
SWride:Oh, it's on my headphone, yeah, it is Even just to a bit of content and stuff. You got to keep it like interesting and stuff. And then, like you try and branch out, like still trying to do boo-hurt content, but like like like there's people that do like boo-hurt memes, yeah, yeah. So it's like pick your best fighter. Or like me at the gym I, I'm not hoist or whatever. Like it's like I don't want to be like I want to be known as a fighter. I don't be known.
Burso:As a man I still. I know jared's bloody flat out all the time, but I still want to do like medieval yeah, yeah, I'm king, I'm actually keen for that.
SWride:Things medieval, like Sturt's Day or whatever, or Okay.
Burso:I just love to watch you go into like a milk bar, yeah, and just go. How much, sorry, mate, where's your goats at? Yeah, can I get a quart of milk?
SWride:Yeah.
Burso:Try and pay in shillings.
SWride:Or whatever it is. Yeah, just throw back a I don't know witch head or something at the time. Where can I collect my bounty? Yeah, just throw the witch head at the.
Burso:I like the the other ideas you were having. You know, like just just walking past me, like geez, you see the iron quarter on that, on that, on that cloud sail or whatever, yeah it glides out.
SWride:We should do. I want to do like a white glove inspection.
Burso:I was like what do you call that, mate? And so the guy's like what do you mean? Like what the fuck is that? Just Airbnb and stuff.
SWride:Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that'd be fun, yeah Cause.
Burso:Jared doesn't have the time for that. I be good for content, so we'll see how that goes. Yeah, you'll be in brisbane when you leave five weeks.
SWride:That was very asmr of you. Yeah, welcome. Yeah, let's do it we'll come up to. You're moving there full-time yeah we'll come up hesto's in brisbane, me hesto russell.
Burso:We'll get on the potty together oh yeah, well, he does have his own pod, does he yeah yeah, uh, voice of a veteran, but I think I think it changed to the heston Russell podcast, is it really? I don't know if he's still doing it, though.
SWride:He actually is going to America.
Burso:I'm pretty sure.
SWride:He's going to live in America. Yeah, I think he met a boy over there. I think A boy, several boys, but I think there's a special one, I don't know.
Burso:It's just me picking up on his story. He lives his best life over there.
SWride:Oh, he could get any dude he wants.
Burso:But have you seen the houses and stuff? Yeah, he's a weapon.
SWride:Yeah, he's a fucking weapon. Yeah, he's done well. He's like the pinnacle of a man.
Burso:You'd be well liked over there Me. Yeah, yeah. Well, fuck, Little fella, good shape. Short shorts.
SWride:I do like short shorts. He's a weapon like he's a killer, 100%. He's dropped some jundis in his time and fucks dudes. That's a fucking man. That is a man we like having. We like having intercourse with small, petite little weak things not Hesto, he likes them rough.
Burso:You know what I mean.
SWride:Like someone that can fight back. Yeah, nobody. Nobody knows how to love a man like a man that's why I'm saying he's the pinnacle of men. Special Forces officer fucks dudes. I honestly Hester is a legend dude. I love that guy.
Burso:I don't know why I gave you topics to talk about today.
SWride:Yeah, you're also asking me the questions guy. Clip that for Hester, make sure Hester gets that. I'll clip that for Hesto, make sure Hesto gets that. Yeah, you know he'll be mad for that.
Burso:Yeah, I'll show you. You're the one with the video, you'll be fine.
SWride:I'll clip him up.
Burso:Yeah, I'll clip him up. There's your new reels. Yeah, yeah, the um right. So the new, the new YouTube channel tactical stuff. What else you got?
SWride:I want to do a Warhammer channel as well. I do want to have a few channels going, but these are just like hobbies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's nothing. There's nothing too serious Like I want to have like a Warhammer one when I go around and Play Warhammer and shit. Yeah, it's like sick Warhammer's the best.
Burso:Yeah, it is Honestly Look at all the toys looking over there. Yeah, but so, like your Twitch stuff, are you just going to sit training?
SWride:no, I think it'll eventually go to um me working out in the in the gym in my armor and stuff you working out with warhammer no, no, no, just um. Like I'll be like, just do like, yeah, I'm gonna do some pearl rounds like boom, boom, but what are you doing? Like I'm doing this, are you enjoying treaty, not in the treaty?
Burso:I don't even have to laugh some of you do.
SWride:You have me. Fuck. That was bad. That was really bad. I remember that, that drone footage. Just one of the first times I used my drone I thought I was killing it.
Burso:Yeah, that was one of my favorite videos. Yeah, it caught HC had me pop. That was fucking cool. And then Uriel, I think, had like a gunshot. Yeah the sniper, yeah, really ABC'd that thing up.
SWride:Yeah, back to Hestia.
Burso:Yeah, yeah, so right, tesla wrangler, what's run me through your um? Are you gonna start doing like you should do twitch in your um ice bath?
SWride:yeah, well, I can't get submerged his ankle yet. Yeah, but when I do, I'm gonna do. We were gonna do a podcast in the ice bath yeah, no, I'm really excited that your foot's hurt. We would yeah, would I fit in it though I'll have to squish in. Yeah, we'll make it fit what remember kevin hart did that he was doing podcasts in the ice bath. Oh, yeah, with the two, one side by, I'll have to squish in.
Burso:Yeah, we'll make it fit. Remember Kevin Hart did that.
SWride:He was doing podcasts in the icebox oh yeah, with the two ones side by side.
Burso:Yeah, I remember that they'd start off in their feet and then they'd get further in.
SWride:Yeah the feet would hurt way too much. I wear little wetsuit booties, do you? Yeah not an animal, fair enough, not a fucking fucking animal.
Burso:Um so right, so twitch, is that going to be consistent? Like, how are you going to go with that?
SWride:I think so. I try to do at least three times a week and same times. Yeah, I'll try. I cried to do the same time, or just like whenever it's. Whenever I'm free, I'll just throw it up on my story like come chat or yeah talk about warm, or if there's a tournament coming past and something controversial happening in a tournament, like, let's have a chat about it.
Burso:Like what did they do do wrong? You know what it would be and I'll be all about it. We'd be going to like your Warhammer events and just commentating.
SWride:I did. Do they have?
Burso:that they don't.
SWride:But when me and my friend Josh play, we get aggressive.
Burso:Do you?
SWride:We get. The people are like wait, guys, skip it, Cause I'm like you're cheating, You're making that rule says and we blow up at each other Really Because we can't play any game, because we are super yeah, yeah, Anyone else. I'm like yeah, man, fair enough, that's what me and my friend Josh yeah, it's on Like, even at the like everyone else is like there's three other games playing.
Burso:Yeah, Like, Josh, no, and then if we were like it's like, don't worry, do you?
SWride:have adjudicators and stuff. How does it work? No, no, chat chabit helps us out a lot. Now, really, it reads the rules out to you because we're like, well, alright, well, I'll chat then and chat's like no, you cannot use that rule because of this. And I told you cheating, fuck it gets insane.
SWride:I love that the adjudicator is. The ruler never lies. So like you can like to make a charge in the game, you've got to roll dice. They charge your troops in. If you don't make the dice roll, you can't charge. And then you'll try and rule it out Like no, look, it's fucking right there. He's like no, mate, that's like a .3 out. He's like rule it, it doesn't lie.
Burso:It's fucking intense. Right, I'm based off what you're rolling the dice, and then it's like seven meters or something, and then it's like if I want to charge you.
SWride:it's like oh, I'm going to make a three-inch charge, so I'm going to roll three on the dice.
Burso:I wish I could make a three-inch charge. Yeah same, that's all. My charges are two inches.
SWride:And I fail it every time. Yeah well, the ruler never lies, the ruler never lies, so two YouTube channels.
Burso:BooHurt and Tactical. Are you going to go Sam's cooking channel? You don't want to get crazy.
SWride:Warhammer would be good. My brother had a good idea with a Warhammer channel, making it like I don't want to go into it. It's too nerdy, it's too much.
Burso:It's too nerdy or you don't want me to steal your idea.
SWride:No, you can steal it. You don set up like a campaign in Warhammer and you're like, all right, every time I play a game, it's like trying to take over someone's territory and then, like, you play it like, have you ever played Risk? Kind of kind of like Risk, yeah, kind of like Risk. And you're like, oh, all right, so this battle is going to represent me trying to take over this land. Oh no, he beat me, pushed me back and then trying to get into like which would be cool with like animations and shit.
SWride:I'll show you some when we leave. I'll show you the. I'll show you this called 40K in 40 minutes.
Burso:Okay.
SWride:It's fucking sick. Yeah, I watched it every morning when I was full crippled. I'd every morning blast it on, smell it it was like get you really got into it too.
Burso:Well, yeah, because I didn't know what your tattoo was going to be about until I got closer and now I'm just like it's literally all Warhammer shit. Yeah, it's fucking sick Real commitment. You've got like one tattoo for army and it's like your A negative one.
SWride:Oh yeah, that was just like a family one. That's what my dad had, his dad had him in the army. What's the RHD Reese's D? So every blood group has like a subgroup of blood. So you'd be like you could be an, A positive, but you could be Reese's C, yeah, right, yeah, I could explain that wrong Back in my day we just took blood mate and we see what happens. Yeah, chance and data yeah.
SWride:There's going to be a medical professional back. That's not what Reese's means, but it does mean Reese's D racist means, but it does mean racist. I think it's a subgroup. I could be wrong, yeah.
Burso:I'll take your word for it. Yeah and yeah, go on Go on.
SWride:You can't let me run off on topics. I'll start talking about Hester having sex with dudes.
Burso:I was going through your tattoos. Your other ones are medieval stuff.
SWride:Oh yeah, All my fighting ones yeah.
Burso:Why you got them all. Is it because you're covered in armour?
SWride:It's because every time I fight in a country, I get the weapon that I fought with on my hand.
Burso:But why just the hands?
SWride:Italy? I don't know, I just like it on my hands. I'm my own boss. They wear out your hand, yeah, they do.
Burso:Yeah, that's what.
SWride:I meant, so why don't you just like it? I like the weathered look. Yeah, okay. No, it's like because I hold the weapons with my hands. Yeah, that's why.
Burso:Okay, that's it. Why don't you like cover an army shit as well? I?
SWride:don't know, I don't really like.
Burso:Do you get a Southern Cross? No, I wish, no, no, do you, I wish? Do you? No? I would have made it in Australia, though Of course you, you do. I fucking think you do yeah.
SWride:Listening to fucking cassette tapes and whatnot. That's a classic tattoo of your era.
Burso:Yeah, a Discman yeah.
SWride:Oh, it's only Walkman Walkman. It was a Walkman. I had Walkmans and the mini discs.
Burso:They were elite Mini disc was an interesting, an interesting column.
SWride:It's like a CD, but then they made it smaller, like flat, yeah, like square, like nearly like a floppy disk nearly. Floppy disk are fucking good. You know what I mean.
Burso:Yeah, Right, so Twitch yeah. Youtube two channels.
SWride:Yeah, potentially three.
Burso:How's your Instagram? Are you going to stay with that?
SWride:Yeah, I'll stay with the main thing. Instagram is our main thing for sponsorships, like. But I've got tiktok that has like 144 000, but I don't even use it. Yeah, I just don't know why. What's? Yeah, because jared has tiktok as well. He said he gets a lot of stuff but you don't get monetized on it.
Burso:That's what I mean. Yeah, so is it literally just for awareness or something, or I don't know? You just throw it out there and you're like hey, man, I know that like this is a waste of my time, but feel free to buy something.
SWride:But it's just like you throw it out and it can show like companies like oh, I've also got 144 followers here, so if you want me to shout it out to these plebs, here, you go. And by plebs I don't mean people that use TikTok plebs, I mean like I'll throw it out there and then we'll see what happens, like I just don't put any effort in?
Burso:Yeah, I reckon, though, being like now that you're a full-time influencer. Yeah, because this is your job now isn't it.
SWride:It is but it isn't. I'm like I'm more than happy to go be a cop or, you know, get a job. I know another job, like it is quite full-time doing everything, but I'm having fun and, like at the moment, the sport isn't drying up anytime soon.
Burso:Is this what you want to do, though, like you want to do, though Like you want to Like? What, if you? What's this TV thing? Or are we not talking about it?
SWride:Oh, it could be going on TV shows and stuff, but the only reason I'm really looked at on the TV shows Is because I've got a following.
Burso:Yep.
SWride:So you know what I mean. So this is like it goes hand in hand Really. Like Are you allowed to talk about what shows we're talking about? I guess, but I I don't know actually. Yeah.
Burso:Maybe Is it like a game show.
SWride:Kind of yeah, I like it yeah.
Burso:Yeah.
SWride:It rhymes with no, it's.
Burso:Rhymes with the Block no, similar to Little Sister, yeah, yeah.
SWride:I don't think it's a secret, I just I won't say it.
Burso:Yeah, don't jinx it, that's cool.
SWride:Yeah, this is me, that's right, and then the 15 people listening will be like oh yeah, I'll just say, I'll put on my phone, what is it?
Burso:you, what are you?
SWride:looking for my phone. Don't worry, but I was going to write it oh, just show me um, but yeah, that's, that's, it's, yeah, it's more, just like that type of stuff I'd love to get into like I don't know, just talking to people having fun getting out there. I think social media is my, is my jam in some some way. Another.
Burso:Would you want to get under mainstream though? Like? Would you like say, world Water Sports came past? Like, hey, sam, we want you to come past and commentate the… Something.
SWride:Yeah, yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, I wouldn't mind Give me a good paycheck. Yeah, good health plan.
Burso:Like. What would your ideal show be, though? Like a… you old enough to remember Hayat Saturday.
SWride:Yeah, I do remember Hayat.
Burso:Saturday Would you want to go on as like a duck, or would you rather be like a?
SWride:good basis. Maybe I'd rather be like someone that would just talk and be like hey, sam, go talk to that dude.
Burso:Kind of like the footy show, so like street talk with some humans.
SWride:Yeah, it's kind of like, yeah yeah, yeah, street talk, that would be cool, and also maybe just for a TV Joe Rogan Less successful, less jacked. Just a casual. Yeah, just a casual, I might just casually be the most followed person in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just something chill like that?
Burso:Yeah, yeah, yeah, something cash, something super cash. What about? Well, I mean, if you're just going to go around and do interviews and stuff, there's no reason you couldn't do that anyway. But that'd be something where maybe wild world of sports would get you just cruising around and interviewing people in there. Is there any um? Have any people asked you to turn up and do that like? Have you put that out to people?
SWride:the armored sports, the armored league in new york, have like pretty much asked me to move to america and like, pay me to go be and promote their stuff. Promote their stuff, but also train their teams so they've asked me to like, hey, if, if we give you what's your salary? And I was like I want to do it for this amount of money. And they're like, yeah, we can do that.
Burso:I was like, oh, fuck yeah, I remember when you were like I want to do it for a mil yeah, and they're like all right. Because Warhammer's massive, yeah, huge. Why isn't there any sort of shows on Warhammer? There is.
SWride:Okay, there is Fuckin' no, there is. Are there any Australian ones there? Probably is, there, definitely is.
Burso:Because there's bop nerds here. That's why.
SWride:I'm trying to breach it. I already am in the door. I'm sponsored by Warhammer Shop Gap Games.
Burso:Hey, okay, g don't have a code.
SWride:Don't have no code you just get 21% off what if they just rock up?
Burso:they just that's what. There's a whole, there's a discount nah you can rock up gap games.
SWride:I get all my Warhammer from them absolutely but what like?
Burso:how are you sponsored by them?
SWride:you get I'm their. If you go onto their website, I'm their mascot, like a little knight is me. Are you Gag it up? It's going to be the worst.
Burso:Yeah, you keep talking. I'm going to try and find some. Yeah, so I like Warhammer. It's good I forgot to get back to you on that other thing. Oh yeah, that's awkward, that's awkward.
SWride:Is it too old? No, I don't care. Warhammer is awesome because everything I do is so physical, like I've trained lift weights, I run, cut circuits, fighting, boo her, everything so physical, and then, moreover, I can sit down and rest my body and do something mental. It's also really good for, like, fine motor skills, because if you don't do your fine motor skills when you get older, you lose them and then you die.
Burso:Yeah, I feel bad now from the people that may have been interested in hearing about this game. Anyway, so we've got Florentine historical football is a unique Italian sport that resembles. This is so random, for this podcast. Yeah, italian sport that resembles a blend of mixed martial arts and rugby, with teams of 27 players battling to maneuver a ball into the opponent's goal.
SWride:Started in the Middle Ages. This is like boo-hurt shit. You guys should hang out. That would be sick. I'd love to do it.
Burso:He's a rapper 16th century costume players and they still wear the same outfits. Yeah, you can't punch someone from the behind no dog shots. Yeah, no punches kicks, no striking someone who's on the ground. Oh, you can't gang up, though. That's not like yours not one, no 2v2s yeah, rugby style tackles. I love the way they're like. You can actually tackle someone like rugby.
SWride:Yeah, yeah, you can punch him in the face, but tackling not our watch.
Burso:Yeah, yeah, you can actually do it if you want. Yeah, they throw it. They throw the ball into a net at the end of each pitch anyway, that's glad we closed that over. Here we go. Modern version has not changed much from its roots. It allows techniques such as headbutting. Wow, you can run headbutts. Why is there? You can do it in Australia. Club Italia Sporting Club.
SWride:Oh wow, oh, I'm in.
Burso:I click on that. Yeah, we'll do Hang on a second. So it says here not changed much from its historical roots. It allows tactics such as headbutting, punching, elbowing and choking. However, due to often fatal injury often fatal, not sometimes often- fatal sucker punches and kicks to the head are currently banned, so you used to be able to kick a dude in the back of the head. That's sick Back in the day. Hang on, I thought we were at a club St Albans.
SWride:That's what you can do in Australia. Shout out to St Albans.
Burso:Well, what can you do in Australia? Shout out to St Helms, we'll see. We'll see if we can do it here. This is going to be your thing now.
SWride:This will be sick.
Burso:These guys look like they're playing normal Soccer. Yeah, normal soccer.
SWride:No, not around here, anyway.
Burso:I don't know what's going on there. That's annoying.
SWride:What were you looking at? Gap games, gap Games. So the Gap Games walked into the store when they just opened. Brett the owner told him about the cool sport I did, and he's like that's it. And then they used me as their mascot.
Burso:Cutting the cost of hobby.
SWride:Yeah, 21% that's his thing.
Burso:Games Workshop Sunday pickup.
SWride:Who's that? Who's that right there? That it's a car dude. It's me. That's what my armour used to look like back then, with the red on the. Have you not seen my armour?
Burso:I'm literally sitting next to your armour.
SWride:You used to be able to paint your armour and I used to paint my armour like that.
Burso:Really.
SWride:That's it. I'm going to get my phone. Yeah, and today in the masses.
Burso:Fair enough, Mate. You've got a busted ankle, Don't worry about it. Oh, that was really. That wasn't loud at all. Banging that thing on the table, oh fuck. Anyway, gap games I'll take your word for it, the tiny little cartoon character is Sam. Here I was thinking you had a photo or something and you're like, you're the mascot.
SWride:I'm the mascot in Armour.
Burso:Yeah, yeah. That's it so yeah, have you read. Is there like a Warhammer League?
SWride:Like an Australian Warhammer League. There's like world titles and everything.
Burso:Yeah, there's like a league of players, and are there commentaries there?
SWride:I think there is commentaries. Yeah, once I show you this, it's like full people are into it and there's professionals out there. Yeah, and it's sick.
Burso:What about gaming? You don't do that, cause I game all the time. But why don't you live stream that I don't know. Is that what Twitch is about?
SWride:It is, but like what else am I supposed to do, like I've got to?
Burso:have something for myself. Well, you are, you're gaming for yourself. You just go and game, I know.
SWride:But then, like you're, like I don't know, I don't know, it's like a lot Like do I try and preach and everything that you're already doing?
Burso:True, and people watch it.
SWride:I will game and stuff, because I'll make a Discord channel where they're like on my Twitch and people can join and jump in and chat. So Discord's on Twitch. Discord's like an app. It's like a chatting app that people will log into when you game or your mates get on Discord, yeah, so you can all chat while gaming. So it's not inside the game chat.
Burso:Isn't that just what, like Xbox used to do?
SWride:Yeah, pretty much, yeah, pretty much. But like this is like another app. This is way better, just fucking. And what was that game you were playing?
Burso:the other day it was like the medieval one, where you run around.
SWride:Kingdom Come, deliverance 2.
Burso:They gave me a free game. They gave you a free game.
SWride:Yeah, collab with them, no big deal. Yeah, war Horse Studios.
Burso:Because you were playing that game and you were talking over top. I was like that's actually funny, I'd watch that.
SWride:It is. I'll chuck up a stream of Kingdom Come Deliverance.
Burso:Yeah, it's fun. It's really fun. I'd rather watch you play that game than watch you paint something in Warhammer.
SWride:I don't know. It's fun, or the Milsim game is cool because you've got to be like a full section commander. Oh really, there's like you have to. Honestly, you have to brick it up into Bravo and Alpha Brick and Charlie Brick. You can give people orders and fire or control orders and stuff and like ambushing and stuff. It's like your game goes for like an hour and a half you may get two kills, but it's like fully you have to use the compass and stuff and be like boys. This is where the enemy-.
SWride:In medieval times, no, no, no, at like modern day heroes.
Burso:Oh okay, I was like this is sick, you can call in like all arms, call out of fire and it's like catapults.
SWride:Yeah, no, no, you do that you can do that with in a green pool squad. Yeah, fuck's sake, I'm full given like alright boys, we need a full extended line here. We need to move through, sweep through.
Burso:Yeah, it's sick, it's really cool cause there's who, a grandpa dude that turns up and he like Plays PUBG. Yeah, he's like an old sniper.
SWride:Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's brutal. That's fun. Gamers do game much. Do you have time to game? You don't even have kids, do you have time?
Burso:I'm too busy doing other random stuff. No, you're not. I did used to play games and stuff, but it just took my life up.
SWride:Yeah, that's what does it mean? You don't have something to relax Because you work for the government.
Burso:I am the government.
SWride:Yeah, same yeah.
Burso:I do. No, I'm getting my bike done tomorrow.
SWride:Oh shit, motorbike. I've been back on the road. Yeah, oh shit. So that'll be a thing. What?
Burso:happened COVID.
SWride:That was fucking a decade ago, bro yeah.
Burso:Yeah, and then I went to ride it because I had paid my rego, I had to go get it roadworthy. Yeah. So I rode it to the roadworthy and my mate's like mate, you're not registered. I was like what do you mean? I'm not registered? He goes, you haven't been registered since 2020. Oh shit, and I'm like hmm.
SWride:Did I know?
Burso:that you were the law. That was a music. No, that was me going. Yeah, that's awkward.
SWride:Cause it was like it was like three.
Burso:It was like three years, yeah, but I was just cruising around.
SWride:Yeah, fair enough.
Burso:Yeah, they got me once Well in my car, which is bullshit Cause it was literally Friday night at midnight, it was gone Monday morning 6am they. So even if I'd paid it over the weekend, it wouldn't have gone through. And then, yeah and then. So now that cop's made my list, coppers, yeah, so it's just the one. I know them Do you still get them.
SWride:I know their name. Did they still get them?
Burso:She still got me yeah, bitch, yeah, don't worry about it. No, I think she's pretty cool. I'm going.
SWride:Yeah, don't you worry about that. Oh, garbage.
Burso:Not this year.
SWride:Oh hard rubbish yeah it's going to stay there for another six months. Recycling, forget about it. Yeah, that's right.
Burso:Oh yeah, another drainage. Yeah, no, I blocked them. Yeah, sorry about that, they're not getting fixed.
SWride:We're looking at houses in Brisbane, so we're looking at flood maps, yeah.
Burso:Important. This has gone on a weird thing, but I'm actually looking at flood overlays and stuff and it's interesting because, like you put flood overlays in so boring, everyone's just turned off Flood overlays, so like it goes from where it starts to where it finishes.
SWride:I know I used to make that as a chair too. Yeah, I used to make it. But, the thing is, people don't want to do it because their insurance changes, yeah.
Burso:And then you're like why didn't you tell us about this? And you're like well, remember when we did and you told us to go F ourselves. And now people built further up from you and now you're underwater.
SWride:Dang.
Burso:Anyway, the problem's being an adult.
SWride:Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is a real exciting thing that I've been doing.
Burso:Come here, Chris Burson Burson at.
SWride:Burson Industries flood mapping. Mate the amount of different channels that we'll have.
Burso:I actually did flood mapping for the army, but that's what I mean. Like you're a geotag, I mean everyone obviously just thinks you're like a ball bag that runs around bashing people with axes and stuff, military intelligence, military intelligence we could make the most boring podcast. It'd be so good Flood mapping elevation.
SWride:If I'm at this point, what can I say? With taking the vegetation, yeah, I get it. What?
Burso:about the bearded dragon that they've just found. That's going to put it back for 12 months and stuff. What. That's stuff I'm dealing with. There's a bearded dragon. I can't remember what it's called. It's like a special dragon.
SWride:Oh, I thought it was like well, they found that new tarantula or spider. In Australia we've got a tarantula. It's a new one.
Burso:Do we?
SWride:It's like a new funnel web or something. It's a funnel web. Anyway, anyway, warhammer 6. Yeah, what?
Burso:did I say we were supposed to talk?
SWride:about on this Twitch Warhammer, twitch Warhammer. Youtube Anyway, if you like something, start filming it and throw it up on the socials.
Burso:Yeah, so you're going to go? Discord on the Twitch.
SWride:Yeah, I'll probably get a Twitch crank. You don't even know what Discord is, do you? I will make a Discord channel and then we'll jump in and have a chat.
Burso:First time I've ever been on Twitch was because you had a link and I clicked on it. I was thinking, mate, you just started and you were talking about starting and you're like, yeah, I think it's on.
SWride:You're looking at the camera.
Burso:I just remember going. That's some clear footage, Was it clear? Yeah, that's all I took from it.
SWride:That's from that. That's from that.
Burso:Yeah, no, I get it.
SWride:Oh, so it was good, oh good.
Burso:I haven't had any feedback, surprised because I hooked that up to that.
SWride:I hooked that up to that. Yeah, and the mic was all right. Yeah, fuck, I'm just talking about and trying to get some feedback on my fucking twitch yeah, no, that's, I'm happy to do it.
Burso:Yeah, yeah, um, yeah, I was just like this is super clear, like I was just watching on my phone but, I thought that's super clear. The audio is fine. I'm like this is a real you know high quality, high quality shit. That's why I started looking at those videocaster things.
SWride:Yeah, yeah, yeah, Because I was like well, hang on a minute.
Burso:Like you get two of them. Oh mate, that'd be unreal yeah you'd have a, so I was wondering about like the Insta360 or whatever it is, oh yeah. No, no, just get two of them bro. Yeah, but you could put it in people Just fucking kill it.
SWride:But this is fucking all you need. You just need that, and then that one screen that will zoom in when you talk. Yeah.
Burso:But I mean, that's all good and well if we just like sit here on the couch like this. I'm just mansplaining off a storm.
SWride:But I actually don't have any underwear on.
Burso:I'm looking to help me build one in my house. Can you stop pushing cake into my fucking carpet. It's not going in your carpet, it's going in your boot. Well, you apparently already stink anyway.
SWride:Oh yeah.
Burso:You've got cake all over the front of your boot. Dickhead, it's got nothing to do with me.
SWride:Yeah, do I, oh fucking. Anyway, twitch, check it out S-Rod Twitch.
Burso:S-Rod. You know what's awkward, though, like you're saying S-Rod, you need to mention the W S-W-Rod.
SWride:S-W-Rod, s-w-rod yeah, that makes sense. Well, people call me Swide, swide. People call me Swide.
Burso:That still doesn't work they are then.
SWride:Yeah, sw Ride. Yeah, it's a sword.
Burso:Have you got any other things that you're going to? Are you nervous, though? Like not having a job and doing like 17 different?
SWride:influencer things. No, my fitness business.
Burso:What about you? I was going to say, what about your fitness stuff?
SWride:Fitness stuff. That's why I'm not nervous.
Burso:All right, so that's your main thing, is it?
SWride:That's my main. Yeah, Fitzy and I said we're going to do it, and then it's been a week and a half. Yeah, let me know you haven't sent me in, but also like, hook me up, bro, I will hook you up, don't worry. I also like when I was in the army I saved everything I had and I just live off like interest. That's pretty dumb yeah.
Burso:What kind of AJ were you?
SWride:Well, I still drank a fuck ton. I just made good choices in some areas.
Burso:Good choices yeah, Don't want to go through how many marriages you've had. Yeah, exactly yeah, but they got nothing. They got nothing. Yeah, I hear that. I hear that.
SWride:Kat, Well, like yeah well, she was a millionaire, so good choices.
Burso:Really yeah, only chance Did you take half. Nah, I'll say this, but then Did you take her Yet? To you did Yet to play that game.
SWride:Oh yeah, that's right, you haven't got a divorce up yet.
Burso:Yeah, you and.
SWride:Gerard are like what?
Burso:Yeah, you guys looked at me like I was the weird. You know you are the weird. Yeah, you're fucking 40, you haven't had a divorce. Yeah, you've been at cancer. What have you got for me? Yeah, get some cat out of your body. You've been nothing. Yeah, wasted my, wasted your life. Your son is absolutely pumping me.
SWride:Yeah, you don't like it alright.
Burso:Well, man, I'm pretty happy if you are yeah, sick man if you haven't got anything else. Man like, you've only mentioned one thing, that you know one discount code at the moment oh yeah, just come.
SWride:If you want fitness for all ages, shapes, sizes, colors, sex like. I got it for you. It's all done at your own pace. I can program you for a year. $11 a week, I was going to say $11 for a year.
Burso:No, $11 a week. $11 a week Do you do nutrition and stuff like that as well?
SWride:I can give you your macronutrients, I can give you what you should be eating to maintain, gain or lose. But yeah. I can give you all that stuff and then you get every day on your phone, you get a new workout.
Burso:So it's like an app. It's like an app, it's called Trend Heroics. You got videos to all your movements. Yeah, got videos to all your movements. Are you the movements guy?
SWride:No, I'm not. I did want to do that, but it's a lot of work, yeah, but yeah, it's all on your phone.
Burso:You can track everything. You can talk to me when you get in the program.
SWride:You can talk to me through my fitness Instagram and then yeah, so you'll jump on and then people message you, do they? Yeah, they'll message me through my fitness Instagram. Okay, I'll be like, yeah, what's up? And they'll be like, hey, I got fucked up my shoulder training. All right, cool, cool for these movements.
Burso:Do this, yeah, right. Yeah, I don't physically train on their program. So for the, for the 11 bucks a week, they get access to you for questions, yeah questions you can ask me whenever you want, anytime day or like.
SWride:I got most of my people international so I used to wake up in the morning, but I fuck.
Burso:All right, they're like, they're like like america, or uh, yeah, america, sweden, just anywhere you go yeah, anywhere, anywhere, that does boo her essentially yeah, yeah, so anywhere you go, yeah, anywhere.
SWride:That does Boo Hurt essentially.
Burso:So anywhere you go, and then you just get the rig out, people are like I want to be like Sam.
SWride:No, I think they just watch me. I think it's more because I fight. Well for a short dude Like well, that short can't bash that tall guy. Yeah, I want to be that fit, is it mainly?
Burso:Boo Hurt gang.
SWride:Mainly yeah, but I that want to join the army and stuff and I can help them with their army training as being a PTI, you know, physical training instructor.
Burso:Really ruined this whole cake scenario here.
SWride:Yeah, cake's great though you get to have fun.
Burso:It is delightful. So you're keen to get involved in the go and hit the comedy festival? Yeah, I'm keen, as Should we troll him.
SWride:Yeah.
Burso:I'll be. We'll heckle big time.
SWride:But don't tell him we're coming though.
Burso:Nah Well, I mean, if he listened to this He'd know, but he's not going to listen.
SWride:He won't listen, no way, yeah, we'll go heckling. When is it?
Burso:again this week, tonight, march 26, and then till April. So he's, there every night for a month. Yeah, I think it's like April 22nd.
SWride:I think that it finishes I done on Tuesday. We can go after that.
Burso:Well, I'll shoot the thing and we'll talk about it. Give me some dates.
SWride:The next time I ask yeah.
Burso:Next time you ask, every time I ask yeah, you mean like when I go hey, mate, when's it good for you to do a podcast?
SWride:I just read this, mate, sorry about that Having 72 DMs, forget the imposter, cut down the bottom. Whoa, not down the bottom, it would have come through. No, it would have come through and then it would have moved down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Burso:You know what I mean. Yeah, that's fair enough. Anyway, thanks for coming.
SWride:I'll just consistently berate you then yeah, that actually doesn't work. Or you can just text me. Yeah, true, didn't do texting. Like I said, if you text, me I call.
Burso:And then I rang you that time and you were like, no, yeah, not answering. It's a very hit and miss with you.
SWride:Anyway, Impostor Program, make sure you come check it out. Impostor Podcast. But thanks, Impostor Podcast. Impostor Podcast.
Burso:Is this the RSL Is this the RSL or we this. That whole thing is classic, like it's just all. Those views have just been me.
SWride:Yeah, yeah, it's just like is this an RSL? No, this isn't an RSL.
Burso:Yeah it's just an RSL. The plot point of what? This isn't an RSL is it? No, we're literally outside doing whatever else. It is Classic.
SWride:Anyway, impostor Program. We hit the hard topics. We talk about veterans, talk about emergency services. If you want to have a listen, do it.
Burso:I like the way you say that. And then we've literally talked about Warhammer, twitch, boohurt.
SWride:We could have reached out. We could have reached out to a new demographic.
Burso:Can we do a quick summary before we go? You're on YouTube as.
SWride:S-Ride BooHurt. At S-Ride BooHurt.
Burso:Right and your tactical one now. There's right and your tactical one now. Uh, there's s ride tactical, which has just been me doing my shooting stuff, and then some camping, oh and camping, camping, yeah, yeah.
SWride:And are we going anything else on there? Pretty outdoor stuff, use my drone for footage and hunting and whatnot would you?
Burso:why don't you use the footage from the twitch stuff and then put it up?
SWride:yeah, I could, but I probably can put that on my warhammer channel if I make it yeah, that's what I mean yeah, yeah, yeah.
Burso:So I do that as well if Warhammer's massive, why wouldn't you have Tactical BooHurt and then Warhammer?
SWride:yeah, I think I will, and then I've got my Instagram mess right let's do it.
Burso:I'll wear like a suit and shit and I'll turn up as a commentator you should start playing once we turn this, I would rather just rock up as the dude that has no idea what's going on and just commentate it.
SWride:based off of that, I play on Friday night if you want to come see.
Burso:Friday nights yeah, every Friday.
SWride:Not every Friday. It's kind of whenever Josh wants to get shouted at yeah, fair call.
Burso:All right, so three YouTube channels now. We haven't got the third one yet, but it'll be there.
SWride:Twitch. How do we find you on Twitch there when you're going to be?
Burso:I should schedule it, but usually it's 11 am or 6 pm every day, every third day, every second day. It's like me on my instagram.
SWride:I was like new podcast every monday and thursday yeah, and I'm just like whenever yeah, now it's kind of like I'll throw it up on instagram and be like if you guys want to come chat, come chat.
Burso:Well, that's the only way I know. Yeah, it's on the instagram yeah yeah, um, and the link works yeah, that and clear.
SWride:I'm very glad it's clear, very clear, thank you.
Burso:What else was there? So you've got Twitch, you've got your YouTube.
SWride:And then my BooHurt YouTube.
Burso:And then TikTok, Samuel Ride, but it's TikTok, and Instagram is obviously where most people know you from.
SWride:I think so yeah, it's just S Ride.
Burso:Anything new we're going with.
SWride:No, I'm just going to try to keep a Boo Hurt focus and then Boo Hurt and fitness focused.
Burso:And how do we find your fitness program?
SWride:Just staydeadlyfit Staydeadlyfit Is my website or just go onto S-Ride and you'll see the link takes you to my store fit.
Burso:Yeah.
SWride:Or is this staydeadlyfit?
Burso:Yeah.
SWride:Yeah, ltd fucking whatever it is, but not like comau or anything like that.
Burso:No fit Literally just fit, fit.
SWride:Yeah, okay, interesting, stay deadlyfit.
Burso:Yeah.
SWride:Or you can email me at srightoutstaydeadlyfit for any inquiries.
Burso:Fair enough Fitness. I'm assuming you're sponsored by the fridge box thing you've got out there.
SWride:Yeah, oh yeah, we can put our feet in. I can put one foot in.
Burso:Yeah, you can put one foot in Sweet, we'll do it later.
SWride:Yeah, cool, yeah, thanks, so much ImpostorPod. This is the best veteran and emergency service podcast going around. People switched off five minutes ago.
Burso:Yeah, yeah, rightio. Thanks, sam.